Metaphoric Hate....Coroneus, Wake.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

A Possibly Incomplete Tale

The Aussie Who Didn't Sledge

Strewth Humdinger was a tall, lanky Aussie medium-pacer who was mildly allergic to baked beans, but didn't like sledging even more. In fact, he refused to ever sledge. He was then dropped from the Queensland B reserves team under the pretext of being unable to extract lateral movement under heavy cloud cover during nets just before Finals day and shortly afterwards, in an unrelated incident, fed alive to rabid dingo dogs.